The safe word is WHiskey!!
i say this all the time!!!

i say this all the time!!!

savageinasuit:

If someone you’re attracted to puts you in the “friend zone”, you need to cut them off like a gangrenous toe. That shit ain’t healthy.

Most people like the Beatles, right? But the thing is that most people are fucking douchebags. So, following that logic, the Beatles wrote music that appeals primarily to fucking douchebags. Therefore, ipso facto, fuck the Beatles.
robotindisguise:

A love potato

Jeso

robotindisguise:

A love potato

Jeso

whatfreshheckisthis:

Oh damn I cannot handle this right now. This is too amazing. Seriously.

Jeso

whatfreshheckisthis:

Oh damn I cannot handle this right now. This is too amazing. Seriously.

Jeso

theprettyambitiousgirl:

Uhn- huh you know what it is. Everything I do, I do it big. 
http://prettygirlsstandup.tumblr.com

Jeso!

theprettyambitiousgirl:

Uhn- huh you know what it is. Everything I do, I do it big. 

http://prettygirlsstandup.tumblr.com

Jeso!

fntboyblue:

his eyes n.n

fntboyblue:

his eyes n.n

jeso

Jeso

The Lonely Island → Like a Boss

this happens every time i open tumblr on my laptop lol

this happens every time i open tumblr on my laptop lol

Lol that was a great mass when Father Maxi told us the story of Jesus Vs. Dragon

Lol that was a great mass when Father Maxi told us the story of Jesus Vs. Dragon